Bug Out!

If I could be any insect I would be a cockroach.  I would be a cockroach because they can survive practically anything.  Cockroaches can survive nuclear apocolypses and live without their heads for up to 2 weeks - or 2 months - I can't quite remember.  They're pretty gross, I don't like any bugs.  But for the purpose of survival and living, I'd definitely be a cockroach; those suckers are key.  Some people actually keep them as pets, so there's a chance I could go to a nice home or maybe a science lab and live under good care. :b